Stories

I need to make this clear--most of these stories do not occur within the same setting. I will make it clear if which stories are somehow related by grouping them together. This is actually part of an evil plot of the Imperial Death Squad of Doom Bunnies to terrorize and confuse you. The Imperial Death Squad of Doom Bunnies is actually quite nice, and really is your only hope of ever encountering the Time Machine of Guam. Now, unless you want them to visit you and inflict upon the worst imaginable horrors, I strongly suggest that you sit back with your favorite bevarage, dim the lights, and enjoy the stories. I happen to prefer hot chocolate. So do the Death Bunnies, but apple cider is acceptable. Enjoy other beverages at your own risk

Eia

2008-01-04

This story was written about the same time as Treachery (see below), and is one of my favorites from that time period. It speaks to me about the power of a single individual to change another individual's life. I think we run into people like that a lot in our own lives without really knowing it. Oh, and as a note, the name Eia probably needs a bit of explanation in order for English speakers to pronounce properly, even though it is dead simple. You see, I spent about 18 months in Portugal, and the name is built using Portuguese pronunciation rules. Thus, the 'ei' is pronounced as a long a, as in hay or way, while the the last letter is simply tacked on the end as a short 'a' like the a in about. Ei-a. Emphasis on the first syllable. It means, roughly, behold. I leave it to native speakers to work out details such as voice other grammatical nitpicks. It is a word seen rarely outside scriptural Portuguese writing. I think it beautiful. Oh, and by the way, I hope you enjoy the story.

Irony

2008-01-04

While this story is much shorter than some of my other stories, I do like it. It illustrates a number of things, but mostly that sometimes we make decisions without even considering that we don't have all the relevant information, let alone what that information is. Of course, when you are just trying to get by, sometimes it is difficult to see past that. Then again, I can't put too much description of the story here, or this will be longer than the actual story. Don't blink, or you'll miss the irony. Also, yes I am aware that this may or may not be an actual demonstration of irony as the reader understands it. Oh well.

Treachery

2008-01-04

I wrote this short story in the summer of 1999 while working in Utah for my uncle drilling granite. I was far from any close friends, and I had a fair bit of spare time on my hands when I wasn't working 10 to 12 hour shifts. At that time I wrote this and a number of other stories in a journal that I sent to my then future wife (I was pretty certain about our future even though I hadn't yet proposed.)It's a quick story about deception and how an immortal creature might go about convincing the world that they are no longer around. Please, enjoy a bit of Treachery.