About the author

orchard

The Time Machine of Guam was first brought to my attention by a good friend of mine...and I decided that it was my mission in life to bring it to the world's attention! I am also the inventor of Orchard's Steam-Powered Rapid Serial Quantum Teleportation Device. It still has a few quirks. It's not whether or not I write, but what I write that has become the defining question in my life.